Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Say what?

Our daughter began expressing herself verbally quite early, which at first was awesome.  No longer forced to guess, we could be informed of what she wanted.  Of course, the novelty of that soon wore off when we were told for the 40,404th time that what she wants is to watch Cinderella.  Well, more accurately, "Cigarella," who is her lesser known Cuban cousin.

Having a talkative two year old has led to some... interesting... conversations and comments in our household.  Just a few things I've found myself saying in the past few months...

"Don't put that on your bottom."

"If you finish your chicken fingers, then you can have more sushi."

"Stop touching your bottom"

"Please don't ride Thomas (the chihuahua), he does not like it."

"Where did your underwear go?"

"Do not put your diaper on Thomas"

"Did you poop?  Are you pooping?  Do you need to poop?  Are you pooping?  Are you done pooping?"

"You can only wear one princess dress to bed, not two.  That would be ridiculous."

"Please stop putting your toys in the freezer."

"I don't know where your wallet/watch/ipod/phone/ring/keys are, last I saw Kiki was 
running around with them.  Have you checked the freezer?"

And, my personal favorite...

"Please stop playing the drums with your magic wand."